If you’re an American citizen, today’s the day we get to vote in the presidential election (as well as all local and statewide elections). So, please go out and be a responsible citizen and cast your vote (and 100 points for anyone wearing one of these Hanky Panky thongs that matches their party affiliation).
My special plea:
Please, please vote for Barack Obama. If you’re going to do anything today, do that for me. And if you’re in a state with a gay marriage ballot initiative (Washington, Maryland, Maine), remember to vote for gay rights. If Mitt Romney wins this election (God forbid) I will be doing a lot of sobbing.
Edited: And I forgot Minnesota! (sorry). Remember to vote “No” on Amendment 1!